All Black Everything
I got a mysterious all black package [||] dropped off today at work. Looked in and found a ski mask, duck tape, and a sharpie. It turned out to be an invite to the homies Coltrane and Jarrett’s bday party. Niccccccccce. (And for anyone else sending out invites, you should definitely take notes. Its all about adding flavor, Emeril Lagasse.)